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Let's go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn't seem to be anyone on this couch.
Added on 30 April 2012 by Wilson in Suggestive
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Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
Added on 30 April 2012 by Wilson in Flattering
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Trust me, this is how they did mammograms back in the old days.
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Funny
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Worst
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How do you like my belt? It's made out of mistletoe!
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Innuendo
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If you sit on my lap I'll give you a candy cane!
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Innuendo
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Want to see how Santa squeezes into your fireplace?
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Innuendo
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Santa told me you've been naughty!
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Funny
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I was wondering if I could land my toy airplane on your landing strip?
Added on 29 April 2012 by flirtmaster in Innuendo
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